Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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