I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
