Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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