I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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