My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have fence marks all over my body
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
