We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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