Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
