you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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