all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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