I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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