I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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