About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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