Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
it glows. i had to have it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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