the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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