no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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