This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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