xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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