he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Im part way to drunk.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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