I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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