I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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