If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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