Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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