I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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