'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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