I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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