i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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