Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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