I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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