Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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