So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know her cup size but not her name....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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