We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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