Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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