So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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