FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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