Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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