Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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