I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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