Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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