i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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