You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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