i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm always down for nudity.
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