I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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