i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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