he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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