It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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