508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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