We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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