TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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