Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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