i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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