Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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