this will be a night to untag.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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