So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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